Intermezzo
Welcome to our first intermission. This is where we sell you more things in an attempt to make you happier with materials you don't need during a more boring then piss play. Little bobbleheads of the main actors, pins you'll never wear, and of course, toys for the kids that will break by the end of the week. Don't bother trying to leave, we have placed security at all the exits to ensure you see the ending. Oh of course this is where you pee, because we won't let you get up in the middle of the play, but we will bring you more drinks so your bladder is so full it has started to sting.
Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves the complete uselessness of going to one of these things apart from distinguishing yourselves from the homeless people wanting 5 cents outside. Let the kids run around outside, then scold them for misbehaving because after all, they were just being kids. Can't have that now can we? I'm sure the kids are loving sitting down for hours at a time and not moving a muscle with all that energy.
If you hadn't noticed the sign, feel free to bring 2 week old babies who will never remember this anyways and allow them to cry all night disturbing everyone else because you just could not live without seeing a wonderful play. I mean thats what all people like us do. We go to plays, and we have a "normal" family. A nice white picket fence, with a dog who doesn't bark (or speak, depends how you see it).
At the end of it, we will return your car to you. Thank you for completely trusting a person you don't know with it. I'm sure they had a blast driving around in it while you were enjoying the play. We hope you come back soon, where we can repeat this process again, for without the process, we couldn't drive around in our nice cars and park them inside our white picket fence because you pay for all of it.
Thanks
:)
P.S No bums or babies were hurt in the writing of this intermezzo, maybe just some ego's. In the end, were all the same, even if the means don't justify it. Careful who you step on on the way to the top, because they are the ones who will help you on your fall down.
Welcome to our first intermission. This is where we sell you more things in an attempt to make you happier with materials you don't need during a more boring then piss play. Little bobbleheads of the main actors, pins you'll never wear, and of course, toys for the kids that will break by the end of the week. Don't bother trying to leave, we have placed security at all the exits to ensure you see the ending. Oh of course this is where you pee, because we won't let you get up in the middle of the play, but we will bring you more drinks so your bladder is so full it has started to sting.
Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves the complete uselessness of going to one of these things apart from distinguishing yourselves from the homeless people wanting 5 cents outside. Let the kids run around outside, then scold them for misbehaving because after all, they were just being kids. Can't have that now can we? I'm sure the kids are loving sitting down for hours at a time and not moving a muscle with all that energy.
If you hadn't noticed the sign, feel free to bring 2 week old babies who will never remember this anyways and allow them to cry all night disturbing everyone else because you just could not live without seeing a wonderful play. I mean thats what all people like us do. We go to plays, and we have a "normal" family. A nice white picket fence, with a dog who doesn't bark (or speak, depends how you see it).
At the end of it, we will return your car to you. Thank you for completely trusting a person you don't know with it. I'm sure they had a blast driving around in it while you were enjoying the play. We hope you come back soon, where we can repeat this process again, for without the process, we couldn't drive around in our nice cars and park them inside our white picket fence because you pay for all of it.
Thanks
:)
P.S No bums or babies were hurt in the writing of this intermezzo, maybe just some ego's. In the end, were all the same, even if the means don't justify it. Careful who you step on on the way to the top, because they are the ones who will help you on your fall down.
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