Chapter 11 "Bern baby Bern! Bern!"

Well, whats there to say about Bern. Most people I met in Bern were there simply on their way to Interlaken. Very nice athestically, but not a whole lot to do. A river runs through Bern and you may swim in it. If you head up river, you jump in, follow the current through the town and further down there are about 12 ladders where you grab on to pull yourself up. The fun comes from repeating this several times. Just dont miss the ladders as you are probably likely to die.
A main street divides Bern on which the house where Einstein lived while developing his theory of relativity. $4 gets ya a tour, worth it I think. In the middle of this road are statues, each one different and very interesting to look at. Ranging from animals to humans in various scenarios. At the end of the street there lies a clock where every hour, crowds of tourists gather around to watch the show it puts on. Little men ringing bells cuckoo clock style. But other then that, Berns a pretty simple, quiet city.